February 2011
Powder Kegger: Revised Why I'm Single List: →
powderkegger:
circeswildthings:
i drink too much (i’m getting wasted right now)
i’ll smoke your cigarettes
i want more sex than you
i have better music taste
i know more about batman than you ever will, bitches
my fight club copy is more worn
I see your list and raise you
Drunk girls are the most…
this was really the only proper response.
Revised Why I'm Single List:
i drink too much (i’m getting wasted right now)
i’ll smoke your cigarettes
i want more sex than you
i have better music taste
i know more about batman than you ever will, bitches
my fight club copy is more worn
Love your friends. Die laughing.: “ There’s no... →
heyyougetoffmyblog:
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There’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, it wasn’t on the make, it was a perfect storm. She said one thing, I said another, next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now…
got a cat
I named that bitch Persephone.
Bitches love pomegranates.
January 2011
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20 Questions To Guess Your Character: →
It got Tyler Durden, Harley Quinn, and Daisy fucking Buchanan.
reblog if you're spending valentines day with your...
My cat is my significant other.
Dear Men:
I fucking hate you guys. You ask too much of me: pretty but not too sexy, flirty but not unfaithful, smart but not too cerebral, motivated but not too pushy, intense but not too emotional, quirky but not too weird, feminine but not too girly, tomboy but not too butch.
& yet. Those cliches don’t begin to cover the nuances of your ridiculous demands, when most of you aren’t worth my...
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when your ex continues to text you stupid insults:
Special Request:
I wish Kingsley (from Youtube— Things I Hate) would make Point Of View videos where he reacts to a situation, so that we could post them & have a direct Kingsley line into our lives.
For instance: how Kingsley addresses someone who cheats on him. How Kingsley addresses people asking him out. How Kingsley addresses someone who asks, “are you doing anything for Valentine’s...
